LET GO AND LET GOD

crystalreese:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

Lol kill em

kingsxoqueens:

kíngsхσquєєns.
kingsxoqueens:

kíngsхσquєєns.

kingsxoqueens:

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

^^^

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

confictus:

ignorantarts:


you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD

confictus:

ignorantarts:

you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD

I guess you ain’t really hungry then.

A response from the home owner, usually a parent or grandparent, when one rejects their undesirable food options. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

true life

(via dynastylnoire)

invadersonicmx:

zip-a-de-do-da:

Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.

The best crossover show ever. EVER.

shez-a-bitch:

SHOP HERE/BIG SALE→

shez-a-bitch:

SHOP HERE/BIG SALE